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SO, YOU THINK YOU WANT TO DATE ME...
COVID-19 UPDATE
hUGS WILL BE CONSIDERED
ON A CASE-BY-CASE BASIS
As a way to manage the overwhelming numbers of gentleman callers, here is the submission process for all interested parties:
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Proof of immunizations, including rabies and distemper.
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Proof of marital status. Divorce decree must be at least two years old.
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Photo, no selfies in the mirror, PLEASE no dick pics. Ask your mother to take the picture. She's right upstairs in the main house.
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Provide a 500-word essay on why I should let you touch me.
Submit all materials to patti@pattihope.com. A panel of Judges will be reviewing all submissions.
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Thank you for your interest.
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